Ten ways to say I am a B.A.P.

Here are some ways you could say I am a B.A.P.

1. Since elementary school, my social life was determined by my membership in Jack and Jill.

2. I eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

3. Ebonics is not a part of my vocabulary.

4. When I attended Holyoke, I only dated boys from Amherst, Brown or Dartmouth.

5. Being a legacy predetermined my acceptance into A.K.A.

6. I summered at our house in Sag Harbor or my girlfriend’s in the Vineyard.

7. I know I will always find t hat perfect outfit when shopping at Lord & Taylor or Sack’s.

8. I only wear my mink at social occasions, never to work.

9. I cruise to the Caribbean in February and the Mediterranean in August.

10. My MBA in finance assures my invitation to many clubs and committees.